
How to Be a Pirate... In Space...2 Screw a Knife bring a Sword to a gun fight.
A high-stakes space heist where the treasure is thousands of lost souls
- Science Fiction
- Adventure
- Humours and sarcastic
Captain Maverick Ashcroft knows that in deep space, a gun is good, but a sword and a crazy plan are better. When the crew of the Endless Horizon discovers a derelict colony ship drifting within a lethal nebula, they aren't just looking for scrap—they’re looking for answers. Security Chief Zara Kaur is stunned to find the vessel belongs to her long-lost people, the Theraxi. A cryptic message leads the crew deeper into the cosmic fog to a hidden moon that shouldn't exist. There, they find a thriving civilization living alongside the Eclispari, spectral beings who seem too good to be true. But paradise has a price. The moon is a sentient parasite, draining the life force of the Theraxi to fuel its own immortality. Maverick isn't about to let his crew’s kin become celestial batteries. To save them, he’ll have to pull off the ultimate heist: stealing an entire population from under the nose of a living world. With the nebula closing in and the moon fighting back, the crew must jury-rig a legendary weapon for one final, impossible shot. Get ready for a sarcastic, action-packed adventure that proves being a pirate isn't just about the gold—it's about how many people you can save before everything goes boom.