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August Sinclair

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August Sinclair is a lifelong fan of classic television and the art of the subverted trope. With a background in theater and a passion for queer storytelling, he enjoys taking beloved cultural icons and placing them in unexpected, high-stakes situations. Steve lives in a house filled with mid-century modern furniture and a collection of vintage sitcom memorabilia that rivals any museum. When he isn't writing about the intersection of comedy and terror, he can be found testing new cheesecake recipes or exploring the coastal mysteries of the Florida shoreline. The Golden Girl They Never Told You About is his debut novel, born from a desire to see his favorite characters face their darkest challenges yet. He invites readers to join him on this wild ride through a reimagined Miami.

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The Golden Girl They Never Told You About

The Golden Girl They Never Told You About

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Life at 6151 Richmond Street was always predictable: cheesecake at midnight, Rose’s Saint Olaf stories, and Blanche’s revolving door of suitors. But when Patrick moves into the guest room, the wicker chairs and pastel walls can no longer hide the shadows creeping across the lanai. Patrick is the fifth Golden Girl the world never saw, a young man finding his place among the sharp-tongued Dorothy, the eccentric Rose, the flirtatious Blanche, and the indomitable Sophia. But as he settles into this unconventional family, a series of unsettling events reveals that South Beach isn't just about early bird specials and retirement dreams. A dangerous mystery is unfolding, and Patrick finds himself at the center of a deadly game. While navigating his burgeoning feelings for a handsome local investigator, Patrick must rely on the girls’ unique brand of wisdom to survive. From Dorothy’s pragmatism to Sophia’s Sicilian street-smarts, the household must unite to face a predator who doesn't realize these ladies are far from helpless. In this dark, subversive reimagining of a television classic, the laughter is sharp, the stakes are life-and-death, and the cheesecake has never tasted more like justice. Prepare for a thriller where the most dangerous thing in Miami isn't the heat—it’s the secrets behind the gold door.