Pamela Dean

2 booksChild BooksPicture BooksIllustrated Nonfiction

Pamela Dean is a keen observer of life’s everyday absurdities and a champion for finding the funny. Pamela lives in a cozy home filled with books she fully intends to read and a collection of reading glasses she can never quite find when she needs them. When she isn't writing, she enjoys debating with her smart-home devices, and spending time with her family.

Books

I want cake

A tiny hero, a giant cake, and the biggest test of patience ever

Child Books

Justin has a big problem, and it is covered in chocolate and coconut. Four-year-old Justin is on a mission. The target? A towering, gooey German Chocolate Cake sitting right in the middle of the kitchen table. It is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen, and he wants a piece right now. But there is an obstacle in his way: Uncle Frank. Tasked with guarding the dessert until after dinner, Uncle Frank is tall, playful, and very good at saying 'not yet.' From stealthy maneuvers in his loudest squeaky sneakers to elaborate diversions involving a fleet of toy trucks, Justin tries every trick in the toddler handbook to bypass the cake’s protector. As the intoxicating scent of cocoa fills the house, Justin must face the ultimate preschooler challenge—waiting. In this hilarious and heartwarming tale, a hungry little schemer discovers that while the kitchen has many rules, the greatest rewards come to those who can survive their green peas. Will Justin get his sweet victory? Join him on a delicious journey of family, discipline, and the irresistible power of dessert.

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Growing Older needs to come with a book!

A witty, illustrated guide to navigating the unexpected twists and turns of aging

Illustrated Nonfiction

They say age is just a number, but they forgot to mention the mysterious new noises your knees make or why you walked into the kitchen. Pamela Dean finally provides the manual we all wished we had received on our fiftieth birthday. "Growing Older needs to come with a book!" is a charming, illustrated exploration of the joys, jolts, and occasional jolley-ness of the golden years. From the sudden allure of birdwatching to the baffling complexity of modern television remotes, Dean captures the universal experiences of aging with humor and heart. This isn't a medical textbook or a somber reflection; it’s a celebration of the silver lining in every silver hair. Through relatable anecdotes and whimsical observations, you will find comfort in knowing that you aren't alone in your search for misplaced glasses or your newfound appreciation for a good orthopedic shoe. Whether you are entering retirement or just starting to notice those first fine lines, this book offers the camaraderie and laughter needed to navigate the second half of life with grace and a healthy dose of wit. Prepare to laugh, nod in agreement, and finally feel like you have the instructions for the road ahead.

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